Dick Appointments
The completely unhinged and desanitised account of my sex life
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Submission is sexy actually
I never thought it would happen to me. But here I am at 39 years old and I am now at that age where I do not know who a lot of celebrities and musicians are anymore. I remember when my mum would ask me “Charlotte do you know who this person...
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EDIT 12TH MARCH 2025
Due to the ‘Online Safety Act’ UK - You can no longer listen to Girl On the Nets Audio Porn (or in fact a lot of other content in general) if you are browsing this site from a UK IP address. GOTN explains more her...
Ghosting shouldn't be a paranormal activity
(Credit to the amazing photographer Sarah Smile Photo)
I’ve written a lot about ghosting, professionally and personally. My stance on it has always been; don’t get overly hung up on it and try not to do it as a rule. You don’t have to writ...
Dick Appointments Q&A #1
A while ago I asked the internet for their (anonymous) burning sex and relationship questions for me to answer. A sexy ‘AMA’ if you will. I am hoping to make this into a regular series for Dick Appointments, so if you are in a sexual quanda...
Review: Love Honey Desire Remote Control Dual Stimulation Love Egg
I was kindly asked by Lovehoney to choose from their, frankly massive, sex toy range for something to review. You can well imagine that I am not lacking in the sex toy department. I have two draws dedicated to the sex toy and accessories ma...
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