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Carlen AltmanHumor & Healing For The New Paradigm A database/show/newsletter from Carlen Altman about comedy, mental health, spirituality, nature, psychedelics, freedom, saving the world, consciousness and other heartwarming topics . Plus a live Q+A with Carlen
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DO YOU EVEN CRY AT 4AM, BRO?
REMEMBER how yesterday I said it was my “last post” for awhile?
GOTCHA!
I think THIS will be my ‘last post’ for awhile, but there has been so much churning within me - and likely many of you out there - that it is hard to bottle it up.
M...
THE 5D PRINTER™ OF REALITY
YOU WON! (Made with AI - but IT’S TRUE HAHA)
Hello my Funion (*fun onion product which was possibly discontinued in the 2000’s - or I just haven’t seen it…),
HAVE YOU SEEN THE DELICIOUS SNACK FUN’IONS BEFORE?!
WHO INVENTED FUN’IONS?!
(...
ART IS GOD'S FART
ART I MADE IN HIGHSCHOOL.
EXPLAIN IT IN 3 SENTENCES OR LESS (JK?)
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Hello Dear Substack Reader,
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If you have read my past posts, you will see that just like I am allergic to Small Talk, I refuse to write a no...
BACKWARDSLAND
Hello puddlewug,
How are you?
I HAVE A STORY
One time, while living in the redwood trees of Northern California, I did what any truth-seeking hippy would do and ingested mushrooms.
PORTOBELLO AND SHITAKE, OBVIOUSLY.*
Outside the quin...
THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED
but it will be telepathised
Hello my doodlebabyturdburglar,
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