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The Unhinged Digest #34: 34+35 like that weird Ariana Grande song

Come one, come all,

Following a really dark news cycle, we tried to find less evil, more “wtf” news to distract your ADHD asses. YOU’RE WELCOME. The things we do for you people…

Ege & Mohammad


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The Unhinged Digest #33: Like the Rob Zombie movie but scarier

Hello all,

The world keeps on burning, proud gnomes keep on also burning in hell because they are... checks notes... false idols? We are doing great.

Come on,

Ege & Mohammad


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The Unhinged Digest #32: 32 world leaders walk into a bar...

Dear women,

Happy Women’s Day. Hope you’re enjoying all the discounts on makeup because it’s Women’s Day in the March of 2026. It’s just Purple Friday at this point. I’m not even mad at sexist ad campaigns anymore. I will spoil myself this...

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The Unhinged Digest #31: 31 and done

Dear all,

You get it.

Please enjoy,

Ege & Mohammad


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