Egg Report
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Everything is Gooning
It’s important to get the nomenclature right. There is a big difference between jerking yourself off, jerking off in public, edging, and gooning. Luckily grok is here to help get us started.
The important distinction is between edging and...
Self-denial for the modern intellectual
I have low self esteem. That is a causal thing, a biological thing. Self esteem is not a conclusion you make after rationally inspecting yourself. It’s probably the thyroid or something, I don’t know the exact details. But I can say what it...
Real Big Boy Stuff
Last week I went to the gym. I didn't stay or work out. I asked the little old lady manning the desk, if she could do me a favor. I explained that I want to collect documentation on my being a real person, who lives in a house, because I ai...
The Dizziness of the Good Samaritan
Kierkegaard describes the concept of human agency as "the dizziness of freedom", with the parable of, when you are standing at the top of a cliff looking down, the vertigo and nausea you experience is caused not by the fantasy "I might acci...
28 Years Later is a subversive Masterpiece about Modern Man’s need for confrontation with Death & has single-handedly revitalized Cinema as an artform, much like the Fisher King Grail Quest it depicts
Cinema is back: Donny Boyle’s 28 Years Later, in theaters now, is a subversive masterpiece, which is the only way for a movie to be a masterpiece. Movies are inherently perverted in terms of their form, the technology, and the ways in which...
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