Ella Schoeman
Fun and fast stories for people on the go - with a little learning, a dash of South African flavour and sometimes an actual point.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Weekly |
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| Issues | 8 | Founded | 9 months ago | Last Issue | 4 months ago |
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What Happens When Home Moves On Without You. . .
I apologized to an automatic door last week.
It didn’t open fast enough, so I said “sorry” and stepped aside. For a door. A machine. With no feelings. In Munich.
That’s when I knew something had gone very wrong.
The Airport Te...
Why I Stopped Making Resolutions (And Started Making Anti-Resolutions Instead)
The Anti-Resolution Origin Story
It started as a joke in university.
I was tired of the annual ritual of setting goals I’d abandon by February, feeling like a failure, and then pretending I’d never made resolutions in the first place....
Christmas Markets: When Your Father Walks Through Rain for Beer and Magic
My father looked at the 1-liter beer mug like he’d just discovered unicorns were real. This is a man who used to run the Comrades Marathon. Now he walks with difficulty after a massive accident (an idiot hit him while he was cycling to work...
ADHD, A Camera, and Questionable Life Choices: Why We Document Everything
The Conversation That Shouldn’t Be Recorded
“Tomorrow is Movember,” he said, watching me pet the fake beard like it was a cat. “I should wear a moustache for the whole month!”
“I’ll get a police stash,” he grinned. “Do some roleplay.”...
The Slide, the Dragon, and the Art of Shutting Up: What Zaragoza Taught Me About Listening
The Adult Slide That Changed Everything
You know that moment when you realise a city understands something fundamental about human joy that your own culture has forgotten?
For me, that moment came at Zaragoza’s Christmas market, standi...
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South African author. 15 years of expat life across South Korea, Germany, Russia & Colombia. Funny, dark essays about cross-cultural identity, belonging & the chaos of starting over. Debut book Babette out now. Delicious memoir — Dec 2026.
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