Elliot Paisley
Writing about the tragically ludicrous and the ludicrously tragic. Surprisingly down to earth. I like you more than a friend.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Weekly |
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| Issues | 21 | Founded | 5 months ago | Last Issue | 9 days ago |
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Death Of The Party
“5 reasons why ‘Healthy Parties’ just. make. sense.”
Dear reader, what is a party?
I don’t ask because I’m an alien and it’s my first day here, nor because I’m Captain of the High School Kissless Virgin Society (I’ve been to over...
The Last Hundred Years Of People
Beneath the swirling urine of political, social, and religious dispute, everyone believes the same three things.
1. Their generation is the best;
2. The one before are a bunch of uptight scold-bores;
3. The one coming up is a...
I Done Wrote A Novella
Hello you. Love what you’ve done with your hair. You’re absolutely glowing.
Whisper it, but it’s Tuesday. Ordinarily, I’d come on here to talk about old bands or alcoholism or the poison of the internet, but between the porn and the Korn...
Steven Tyler Must Die
"When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years." - Mark Twain1
We all become fathers. In...
Perfectionism Is For Cowards
I like to blind-buy second-hand records. It’s the only way of reclaiming the lost jeopardy of being a music fan still afforded to us - spending money you don’t have on albums you can’t stand. A born maverick, I tempt the fates; the more ill...
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