Elliot Paisley
Writing about the tragically ludicrous and the ludicrously tragic. Surprisingly down to earth. I like you more than a friend.
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"B-B-But Beer Lowers Your T-Testosterone!"
Battle cry of the smug coward. You know the sort. He who, despite his inflated self-worth, can’t bring himself to look up from his J2O and into your eyes. He’s at the pub, but he ain’t drinkin’. He ain’t even drivin’. He’s just there for th...
Ladies & Their Sadism. See How They Run.
Earlier this year, hungover and on a mountain, I devised an experiment. It’ll never appear in any “credible” journal, but it led to what might just be - and you know I hate to boast - the most profound finding in the history of the social s...
What AI Turns You Into
Every writer on this site, once they surpass five subscribers, has their name put on a list. On any given day, they might receive a letter summoning them to write a piece on AI. Mine came through yesterday, and this is that contribution. I’...
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Where did it all go wrong?
The 21st century is the only one I’ve been alive in. I have no world to compare this one too. It’s all I know. Speaking to people who have seen two1, there’s a shared belief that this is the lesser half. Per...
An Ode to Goad
The only high-res image of Jim I could find. It makes him look like a restaurateur.
When I started writing in January, I committed publicly and privately to penning a piece a week. I liked the roundness of it, and for a while, it worked f...
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Makes the girls go crazily. Transcribed from the cubicle walls of the Purple Turtle's mensroom.
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