Elliot Paisley
Writing about the tragically ludicrous and the ludicrously tragic. Surprisingly down to earth. I like you more than a friend.
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A Supposedly Enlightening Thing I'll Never Watch Again
Ask anyone and they’ll tell you: David Foster Wallace is one of the finest American writers alive today.
I say that as if I believe it, but the claim is inherited guesswork; I’m only fractionally familiar with his ouvre1. At the time of wr...
Ricky Gervais Is Completely Lost And Alone
Never meet your heroes. And don’t follow them too closely.
Ricky Gervais has never been my hero. For the whole time that I’ve been cognisant of and following his work (~2011 and onwards), it’s been staggeringly terrible. Hair-whitenin...
Death Of The Hangover
I remember my last hangover.
The day was yesterday. I was on a Mumbai-oversold cross-country train from Birmingham to Reading, alternating between sat next to the toilet and stood next to the toilet. The day before, on a train headed in t...
Death Of The Round
Beauty is irrational.
It’s not that it can’t be explained. It just doesn’t have to be. We’d rather not know. The less we understand, the more we project and the more beauty we create, even if only imagined.
Nothing makes less sense t...
Death Of The Party
“5 reasons why ‘Healthy Parties’ just. make. sense.”
Dear reader, what is a party?
I don’t ask because I’m an alien and it’s my first day here, nor because I’m Captain of the High School Kissless Virgin Society (I’ve been to over...
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