Emmie
I’m Emmie, a 40-something, anxiety-medicated, girly-girl survivor who has lived through more plot twists than a Netflix limited series and writes honest stories about uneven stitches, frayed edges, and do over days at The Patchwork Plate.
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The Stepmom Struggle Bus, Volume VI: Where In the Hell Does Everything Go?
Last night Romy stopped by after football practice. He went straight to his room and unplugged his charger from the wall. The one I bought for him to have here. Then, on his way upstairs and out the door, he informed me that he didn’t have...
Joint Custody, Zero Common Sense: Notes From Co-Parenting With My Ex-Husband (Volume III)
I have always had a sixth sense when something is off. I do not mean I see dead people (though I did have a lot of imaginary friends when I was little), and I am not taking psychic appointments anytime soon. But after I lost my girls, a med...
My Oldest Baby Turned 17 and Got A Trip, A Tarot Reading, and A Twelve-Year-Old's Victim Complex
Lexi turned seventeen on Thursday, which makes me feel really old, and I still cannot get over how much she has grown in just the last few weeks. She has AuDHD, and somewhere in the last month or so, with some prompting from me, something c...
Tan Lines, Marching Band, and the Return to Earth
A week ago I was sitting at a pool bar in Mexico with a drink in my hand and thirty-six hours of zero obligations, and I have no memory of it whatsoever. I am told it happened. The scale, that bitch, reminds me every morning that something...
Mexico, Margaritas, and the Man Behind the Spreadsheets
Cash and I are in Mexico for ten days, and I want to be very clear that I am writing this from a salon chair with champagne in my hand because we all have our boundaries, and not drying my extensions on vacation is one of mine. Also, for th...
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