Emmie
I’m Emmie, a 40-something, anxiety-medicated, girly-girl survivor who has lived through more plot twists than a Netflix limited series and writes honest stories about uneven stitches, frayed edges, and do over days at The Patchwork Plate.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Twice weekly |
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| Issues | 66 | Founded | 8 months ago | Last Issue | 6 days ago |
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Tan Lines, Marching Band, and the Return to Earth
A week ago I was sitting at a pool bar in Mexico with a drink in my hand and thirty-six hours of zero obligations, and I have no memory of it whatsoever. I am told it happened. The scale, that bitch, reminds me every morning that something...
Mexico, Margaritas, and the Man Behind the Spreadsheets
Cash and I are in Mexico for ten days, and I want to be very clear that I am writing this from a salon chair with champagne in my hand because we all have our boundaries, and not drying my extensions on vacation is one of mine. Also, for th...
The Manosphere Comes to Dinner
Romy is fifteen, scrappy as hell, and currently convinced he is above reproach.
He is exactly the demographic the internet’s manosphere was designed to influence. The algorithms feed him a steady diet of alpha-male posturing, and lately it...
The Stepmom Struggle Bus Vol. V: Whose House is it Anyway?
Today my daughter apologized to me for the rain.
Let me set the scene. Lexi and Lulu had babysitting jobs in the neighborhood this morning. Lexi’s started first, so I got a surprise solo hour with just Lulu. They have been with my ex since...
"Shit, I Thought You Were Going to Drop Me"
I am not a tall human. I am not a large human. But somehow I gave birth to a son who is, and always has been, genuinely huge. He came screaming into this world just shy of 8 pounds, at a little over 3 weeks early. Thank God for small mercie...
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