Emmie
I’m Emmie, a 40-something, anxiety-medicated, girly-girl survivor who has lived through more plot twists than a Netflix limited series and writes honest stories about uneven stitches, frayed edges, and do over days at The Patchwork Plate.
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A Minor Retraction
I may owe the other cheer parents a small retraction.
Not a full apology. I already apologized for being their team mom for less-than-altruistic reasons despite having genuine concerns about my ability to do a good job, while also pointing...
Gone Girl, But for Work
I have been away for work since Monday, and I have almost nothing to complain about, the side effects of the bad Japanese food I ate last night notwithstanding.
Another consultant brought me into a project unlike any I have ever done befo...
The NPE Chronicles, Volume VII: It Never Had to Be This Way
I spent many years wondering whether I would ever be a mother, which is the only thing I ever really wanted to be. One of my kids came from a fresh IVF cycle, and one spent two years in a freezer, and neither has ever had to wonder about wh...
The Stepmom Struggle Bus, Volume VI: Where In the Hell Does Everything Go?
Last night Romy stopped by after football practice. He went straight to his room and unplugged his charger from the wall. The one I bought for him to have here. Then, on his way upstairs and out the door, he informed me that he didn’t have...
Joint Custody, Zero Common Sense: Notes From Co-Parenting With My Ex-Husband (Volume III)
I have always had a sixth sense when something is off. I do not mean I see dead people (though I did have a lot of imaginary friends when I was little), and I am not taking psychic appointments anytime soon. But after I lost my girls, a med...
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