Emmie
I’m Emmie, a 40-something, anxiety-medicated, girly-girl survivor who has lived through more plot twists than a Netflix limited series and writes honest stories about uneven stitches, frayed edges, and do over days at The Patchwork Plate.
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| Issues | 77 | Founded | 10 months ago | Last Issue | 34 hours ago |
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Lord, Let Them Give a Damn About Somebody Besides Themselves. Amen.
I am so over campaign texts and phone calls. The good Lord knows that I already have seven people in my life who know how to reach me when they need money. That’s plenty.
In honor of Election Day, I want everyone to know just how much I am...
The Homework, the Hygiene, and the Hoarders Episode I Hope Never Happens
Lexi’s car is a hot damn mess. This is literally of no concern to her. Her room would look the same if we allowed it. We do not. If you have been hanging around for a while, you know this is not a new issue.
I am genuinely worried that som...
Joint Custody, Zero Common Sense, Volume IV: My Ex, the Pigeon
There are poop emoji squishies all over my house. In my refrigerator, in the window sills tucked behind the curtains, in my pantry. Everywhere.
My co-team mom, Maya, and I hosted the cheerleading Halloween party at our house last Saturday....
Recalculating
I haven’t written a poetry in a while, and this morning I felt inspired as I drove to pick liquid sanity (energy drink) from 7Brew. New neighborhoods are going up like crazy around here, and it feels like construction season is here to stay...
Seasons of Love & Shitty Weeks
Cash and I are in a season right now.
I know how cringey and cliché that sounds. But seasons end, which is either terrible or wonderful depending on what they brought with them.
This is not a “we don’t love each other” season. This is a “...
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