FVCKING PARKINSON'S!
Nick CalderIn the innocence of 2020 I started END OF THE LINE: a BIG IDEA mashng tales of end of line Tube stations, notes on Parkinson's and of London in 1960's...sex/clothes/rock. But by chilly jaded April 2026 all my lights have gone out ...FVCKING PARKINSON'S!
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Weekly |
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| Issues | 136 | Founded | 3 years ago | Last Issue | 23 days ago |
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Help - I’m trapped in the body of a 80 year old guy with FUCKING PARKINSON’S!
The trouble with Substack is it feels like i need to write an essay-not just a screaming headline…. But right now im sat in my office chair in the corner of my beautiful flat so completely locked up and frozen with a screwed up Parkie face...
Wet Ass Pussy...A gleefully dirty digression..understanding Aristophanes through the lens of WAP by Cardi B
THERE’S no rhyme or reason to this other than Emily Wilson, along with Ann Carson, Patricia Lockwood and Lydia Davis is one of my literary lodestars…and when heard her answer the question why did she suggest that the best way for modern rea...
FVCK PARKINSON'S -Never mind the rebrand-where's the fucking content ?
SO - what to say…S***y [can’t bear to write the wretched word] every day I think of stuff I want to write…and every day by the time I’ve got up, had a shower, meds, breakfast…etc its after mid-day like now its 1.30 and its to fucking hot to...
Why stay alive…? Music …mate…fuckin loud music … that’s why…and...Perfect Pussy...the poem..ofc
A Day In The Bedsit
Sunday 26th April, the Bedsit, Parkway 21.38
I haven’t been outside all day-which IS SO BAD
Parkies must not lurk about indoors, oh no, specially not if they start to harbour
dark thoughts about the thousands o...
PARKINSON'S DANDY PUNK or FUCK PARKINSON'S...? With mouth ulcers & hundreds of new followers...WHO GIVES A FUCK..?
Mouth ulcers, compression socks & hundreds of new followers TRUMPS (sic[k]) PARKINSON’S DANDY PUNK..vs FUCK PARKINSON’S
Mouth ulcers that make even trying to drink water agony trump everything else [what a cunt that man is to have made...
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Toy shop owner, Manager of The London Dungeon, Discovery Channel Exec, was writing a Substack END OF THE LINE -about my Parkinson’s, London life/death/sex/clothes. In April 2026 rebranded to FVCKING PARKINSON’S!
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