Hermetic Musings
Openly FaeA mishmash of genres, topics, and arts as presented by an eccentric, eclectic hermit. Generally assume everything is NSFW language but otherwise mostly harmless.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Twice weekly |
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| Issues | 434 | Founded | 3 years ago | Last Issue | 14 days ago |
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I Don't Kill Enough Babies
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Pictured above; American currency.
Don’t believe me?
This regime is killing babies left and right and living the high life. Personal assistants, chefs, drivers, the ability to completely ignore the laws...
"Big Balls" Upcoming DNI
(Washington, D.C.) — Today, after discovering that her husband allegedly (hey we use it for school shootings) has cancer, Tulsi Haggard (above) has purportedly tendered her official resignation from selling all our secrets to foreign enemie...
Getting Ripped
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I must be Rip Van Winkle.
I can tell, because I just woke up and I must have missed a couple of decades because somewhere along the line the social contract between employees and employers just up and di...
Silence
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In the silence between your breaths
I...
Response and Responsibility
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Good day, some of you may remember me. I used to write around these parts some time ago before being smashed over the head by capitalism repeatedly. To those of you new here, have a seat, I’ll piss you off...
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I was told “never stop learning.” I was told "never give up." I was told "share and be kind." I am only following the code that was written in my head as a child. How do you code your children? https://www.buymeacoffee.com/JailTheTrumps
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