Hermetic Musings
Openly FaeA mishmash of genres, topics, and arts as presented by an eccentric, eclectic hermit. Generally assume everything is NSFW language but otherwise mostly harmless.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Twice weekly |
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| Issues | 443 | Founded | 3 years ago | Last Issue | 10 days ago |
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A Day in the Life of
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Given that Congress, as our duly elected representatives, is only in session about half the year - because as we know, We the People don’t have any urgent matters the other half of the time. This is defi...
Johnson's Journal
(Washington, D.C.) — Recently, Congress has had very little to do, having surrendered their spines and duties in order to let an Oompa Loompa in its dotage to play at being a king, because this has historically worked out well for everyone...
How We Got Here
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“Not voting is how we got here.”
Maybe.
Or maybe we got here because for over a generation or two, we only got to “choose” our leaders from among a handful of pre-picked, corporate-sponsored candidates who fa...
Pete's Petite Pecker Problem
You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.
Pete Hogsex, pictured above trying way too hard, is going to do be doing testosterone testing in the military and offering hormone replacement therapy for people with low testosterone levels.
I 100% gu...
S'more News About Graham, Crackers
(Columbia, South Carolina) — Following in the wake of the death of loathed and mocked Lindsey Graham, several things have changed. For example, three data centres have since closed, citing that their services were no longer needed now that...
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I was told “never stop learning.” I was told "never give up." I was told "share and be kind." I am only following the code that was written in my head as a child. How do you code your children? https://www.buymeacoffee.com/JailTheTrumps
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