Mary McVodka
Award-aspiring publication. Shaken, not stirred.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Freemium | Publishes | Twice weekly |
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| Issues | 103 | Founded | 4 years ago | Last Issue | 6 days ago |
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How I Got Revenge on the Stripper Bitch Who Bit Me in the Face
TRUE STORY
I was doing a lot of cocaine and playing a lot of pingpong.
Breaking My Ass at the Juggalo Strip Club Above a Bowling Alley in Drain, Oregon
A set of unlucky circumstances precipitated my presence in a place I would have otherwise never known was even there.
I was stranded in the desert of northern California with too much luggage and not enough heart to take a greyhound. After...
FOLK DANCING IN THE AMERICAN SOUTH
As a child I was, on numerous occasions, herded into my school’s gymnasium and made to dance. This happened across many schools with no discernable ties in different states throughout the American South.
There is no official folk dance of...
SEPTEMBER RENT
Autumn is an awkward word. It does not roll off of the tongue. It has a bright orange hue. It’s practically monogrammed. It’s full of harmless animals wearing denim overalls, both pretentious and pagan. Why do we have two words for this tim...
WHERE WAS FORREST GUMP ON 9/11?
These events took place in the early evening of September 11, 2026.
My husband and I moved to a small town on the coast in August. The population is less than one thousand people. There’s a city across the river, thirty minutes to the nort...
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