THE CHRONICLES OF A SELF-PROCLAIMED PROPHET
eupheniaa contemplation of life in its multiple contexts
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i can't tell you if i like it, i like it
OK, so I've been reading all the sex blogs
And they all talk about how OK it is to be gay
And straight and bisexual and asexual
And have sex however you like
But I don't care about hundreds of hypothetical people
And their hypothe...
who will come into my kitchen and be hungry for me?
In Little Weirds, a collection of essays I am yet to dust out of my TBR and read, Jenny Slate, a comedian, actress and vessel for foul comments regarding a relationship she had back in the day, writes, “I am a lovely woman. Who will come in...
the handbag as a metaphor for a woman's heart
hi. it’s euphenia,
and last night, i dreamt that i took both of my breasts and parted them open like a kiss-lock— the one you usually find in vintage coin purses or in your nana’s home.
i dreamt that from within them, i took a quaggy an...
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Wild women don't get the blues but
At work I have two computers and a rocking chair that makes the whole thing almost homey. It is quiet these days; not out of actual silence but out of habit. Once you get used to the murmur of voices that engulf you in your screen, you are...
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