Everyone Hates Poetry Research
everyonehatespoetryPosting individual North American stock pitches and alternative news. "Truth is like poetry, and most people fucking hate poetry." - overheard in a DC bar
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Proficient Auto Logistics (NASDAQ: PAL)
TLDR
If you’re familiar with freight markets this will be very easy to understand. The thesis can be summarized this way:
Yellow LTL story + Truckload supply story = PAL story
For those who are not freight aficionados, PAL transport...
GrabAGun Digital (NYSE: PEW)
TLDR
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PEW trades at a 20% discount to the cash on its balance sheet
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The core business outgrows its industry 15% a year on average, and is break-even on its way to profitability
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It has a new business line that’s very high margi...
CLOSED: Assertio (NASDAQ: ASRT)
Sell update
Assertio got acquired for $23.5 a share, too cheap but still a great outcome, a 76% return in around 2 months.
TLDR
- Assertio is a pharmaceutical company with a drug IP protected through 2039 growing 30%+ with n...
IEH Corp (OTC: IEH)
Before I begin, like I said on X, I want to emphasize something here.
I usually don’t write up my really illiquid stocks because of the risk of “pump”. My goal is not to drive a big rally in the stock to sell, I genuinely want to share wh...
Orders & awards monitor - week 3
Before I start this week’s orders & awards. I’ll be posting a new pitch tomorrow at 4pm. I asked people their thoughts on this on twitter. It’s a very illiquid stock so I want to emphasize the importance of doing your own research and being...
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