Everything Is Fine: Mocking Our Way Through the Apocalypse
Christopher BrotzmanA comedically cathartic escape for readers overwhelmed by modern absurdities.
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The Creative Brief For Saving America
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CLIENT:
The United States of America
PROJECT:
National Rebrand Campaign
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Chris sees humor and satire as the best defense against life’s annoyances and believes in the power of words and the refuge found in comedy
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