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Early on in Curry Barker’s Obsession, Nikki (Inde Navarrette) tells Bear (Michael Johnston) that she’s writing a love story that is adamantly not a romance. It’s a meta-joke, since Obsession itself is a very unromantic horror story about lo...

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A new chapbook by me!

Like the subhead says, I have a new chapbook out this week! It’s called Summaries Are Positive On Some Level from sider0xylon press. Here’s a sample:

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