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I was halfway through lunch when the drugs began to take hold. That’s the only explanation I can think of for this Temu 1984 hellscape we’re living through. What DID Bobby Brainworm (RFK Jr) put in the water supply besides fe...
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Are you there, God? It’s me, your unfiltered political commentator, reporting from inside the asylum. I am you and you are me and we are all together.
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I don’t know, kittens. I don’t think the Fanta Fascist is going to be able to last another two years. As you’ve probably heard, he went apeshit yesterday on NBC’s “Meet the Press”.
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