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The Eulogy I’ll Never Give
It all started so slowly that none of us saw it coming and we still, looking back, try to figure out where it all began.
I’ve written about this person before, but things have changed, and for the worse, because I know a lot more than I di...
Twisting in the Wind: Dictator Lunch Tables and the $3 Billion Playground Extortion Scheme
Poor Tangerine Palpatine, the orange-encrusted Temu dictator currently running the country over the waterfall, just can’t catch a break. Timmy just keeps falling in the well, and it’s looking like Lassie, in the guise of the Supreme Court,...
The Theater of Ego from the Potomac to the Front Lines: MacHeath spends just like a sailor
August 14, 2026
This fucking guy. And I don’t even have to tell you who I am talking about, do I?
Dispatches from Dumbfuckistan: Microdosing in the Land of Delusion
Inflation is up, wages are down, and the Catering Truck Commando is spending a cool billion of taxpayer money to make the White House look like a Storyville bordello.
August 13, 2026
The Chronicles of Lord Dampnut: How the Commander-in-Chief Became the Catering Truck Commando
Here’s your daily brief from the front lines of a rapidly-devolving reality.
“Mr. Trump, you are the first President in American history to start and lose a war by yourself. You have made America more weak, more alone, and less respected....
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