
Political satire, straight from the swamp. I afflict the comfortable and comfort the afflicted and here's where you can help load the sniper rifle and join the resistance.
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Here’s your daily brief from the front lines of a rapidly-devolving reality.
“Mr. Trump, you are the first President in American history to start and lose a war by yourself. You have made America more weak, more alone, and less respected....
Old McDonald had a war
EIEIO
And in that war, we all got poor
EIEIO
With a grift, grift here, and a grift, grift there
Here a grift, there a grift, everywhere a grift grift
Old McDonald had a war
EIEIO
And the war isn’t going...
Donald Trump is the loneliest man in the world.
That’s not hyperbole, which, I admit, I am no stranger to. Think about it: he literally has no one in his life that truly cares about him, the nowhere man making all his nowhere plans for nob...
Baron von Bump-it (check the new hair on POTUS; it’s either a wig or a Bump-it and if you don’t know what that is, ask any woman in Texas) has been busy as dark clouds gather over the American experiment. He’s creating his very own Tammany...
Today’s column is a blast from the past: Here’s what was happening two years ago today, and we were all so innocent in the face of the November election. Biden was still President. Can it be that it was all so simple then? Or has time rewri...
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