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Sorry, Mr. District Attorney, but that Dog Won’t Hunt
October 1, 2026
You kittens really loved yesterday’s column, and I had a ball writing it. When you get material like that—a MAGA Senator making an utter fool of himself while the Gunslinger (Jack Smith) holds up a metaphorical .357 and say...
The Gunslinger and the Senate Circle Jerk
Oh, somewhere in this favored land, the sun is shining bright, the band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light; And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout, but there is no joy in Mudville—the GOP has just str...
Not all men. Just these men.
Matthew Ingalls
Jonathan Newell
Winston Lee
Gillio Lopes
Diego Sarabia
Scott Norris
Scott Kretzschmar
These are the Cornell 7. After an alleged hours-long gang rape of a girl known as Jane Doe on the night of October 19, 2024, during...
Stapled to the Resolute Desk: Deepfakes, Dandelions and the Dildo of Consequences
More dispatches from the psychological thriller that is US politics. Your favorite world-early ringmaster, your Gonzo confidante, is just pulling up a camp chair, watching Trump carefully staple his dick to the Resolute Desk as the legal an...
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