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I mock and find the humor in politics in this column, because it’s just my way of whistling past the graveyard. But today, I can’t get over the audacity and the sheer, unbridled mental cruelty on display from the President of the United Sta...
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I’m back, your favorite accidental dissident, bringing you the unapologetic subjectivism you expect from me, wading into the sticky mire of national politics. We can’t stop here. This is bat country. Yesterday, the high holy day of the Amer...
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It’s me, your friendly populist gonzo satirist, taking you on your daily swamp tour. Don’t mind the gators. We’re relocating them to the reflecting pool, which no one is talking about any more. Blame it on education. Our SecTreas does.
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