Bitchy 24-year-old in LA overshares about sex, religion, gossip.
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I’m Sorry, But I Can’t Date Nerds
Dungeons and Dragons. Catan. Board Game Night. Magic: The Gathering. Trivia. Harry Potter.
What do these things have in common? They all make my clit limper than a stiff roll of newspaper left out in the rain.
Nothing makes me more flacci...
Offline Dating Diaries: January
It’s 2026; new year, new me as they say. I delete all my dating apps and decide to date purely IRL.
Maybe it’s a social experiment, maybe it’s just an idea for a blog post. And that’s a secret she’ll never tell.
Either way, the tapped “re...
This Movie's Biggest Secret? It's Dumb And Everyone Is Too Dumb To Notice
A bitchy twink, my traditionally-minded female friend, and I were all hanging out. Our girlfriend was worried she’d never find a husband and have kids. The gay guy says he can’t imagine doing any of that right now.
“But I don’t have to wor...
Stop Bringing Your Boyfriend Everywhere
Look, I get it. We all love our romantic partners, and we love our friends, and wouldn’t it be just so amazing if they could all have dinner together and love each other and get along as one big group?
“OMG, please bring Jared, he’s so fun...
Why Are Polyamorous People Like That?
Title inspired by Chrissy’s immaculate: “Why are Non-Binary People Like That?”
If you clicked on this article, you probably already know what I mean. Polyamory people are like that. But what is that?
There’s a certain ick factor...
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