Five-Eight Bald
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| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Twice weekly |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Issues | 9 | Subscribers | Read | 58bald.substack.com |
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Chapter 1: We’re All in Our “Not the Future We Were Promised” Era
I love that I can get high in Sara's living room without her. Because I love getting high, and I am in Sara's living room without her.
Preview: Chapter 19
I’ve written a book, Tuesdays With Murray: A Stoner’s Search for Meaning and Bill Murray, and it’s approaching its final draft. Anyway, here’s a preview of a chapter I will post in full soon. Thanks for stopping by.
Jalapen-Yo's Bar and Grill
“Your sister was a veterinarian? That’s so interesting,” I said to Yashanpreet before taking a sip of one of my 4 margaritas, and going on to say
Everyone's Dead at The Whambly. My Rent Might go Down $50. I went to Costco.
I guess I could get an Uber to somewhere.
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