Frank T Bird
The Wind in the Willows but with more shagging. I publish twice a week unless I'm out the back getting pumped by the landlord for rent.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Twice weekly |
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| Issues | 180 | Founded | 5 years ago | Last Issue | 16 days ago |
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Do Toasters Have Capacitors?
Barnaby Royce was a short man. So short, in fact, that his wife used to have to lift him out of bed in the morning. So short, in fact, that they had a special shower put in that was the size of a dishwasher.
One day Barnaby was walking bac...
I Took an IT Exam
Yeah, I know. What the fuck is happening, right?
I asked myself the same question as I stepped into the creaky four-mirrored elevator that would take me to the seventh floor of this filthy gothic office building at 4.15 on a Friday....
Don't Be That Guy
But that’s neither here nor there, as they say.
What the fuck does that mean anyway? How can something be neither here nor there?
In Buddhism they call that a bardo state and, to put it bluntly, everything in samsaric existence is so...
My Career is Flapping in the Wind Like That Plastic Bag in American Beauty
Who am I kidding, really? I don’t have a career anymore.
To be honest, I’m not sure if I ever did, now I think about it. For the first ten years, I fluttered between any customer service job that would have me. I worked for banks, in...
2026 is a Golden Age For Writers
I think it’s Friday, but I can’t be sure because some fucking wombat fuck stole my watch earlier and now I’m without time.
And I’m ghostwriting three articles for an unnamed Substacker, and he keeps asking if I use AI. Thing is, I tell...
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