Frank T Bird
The Wind in the Willows but with more shagging. I write every week unless I'm out the back getting pumped by the landlord for rent.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Freemium | Publishes | Twice weekly |
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| Issues | 183 | Founded | 5 years ago | Last Issue | 12 days ago |
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Saying You Can’t Meditate Because Your Mind Wont Stay Still is Like Saying You Can’t Ride a Bike Because You Can’t Ride a Bike
Meditation is something you learn and then practice
It’s like learning to fuck.
Fifty-year-old men like me are extremely good at fucking because we spent many years doing it in various strategic situations. And sure, at fifty, you no...
I Woke Up at 5am Every Day For a Day and this is What I Found
I have a rule. If the moon is still out, it’s fucking nighttime.
And yeah, I have been waking up early lately. But it’s not because I’ve been perfecting Gary Vee’s famous sandpaper wank, hustling and grinding my way to becoming an infl...
Faith, Infinity and Fucking Machines
The year was 2027 and I sat on this rancid bench in Footscray Central
Meanwhile, some pale nutjob with a microphone spruiked anti-religious horseshit to three shell-suited youths and an old man with dinner-plate ears.
‘Religion is dang...
Do Toasters Have Capacitors?
Barnaby Royce was a short man. So short, in fact, that his wife used to have to lift him out of bed in the morning. So short, in fact, that they had a special shower put in that was the size of a dishwasher.
One day Barnaby was walking bac...
I Took an IT Exam
CompTIA A+ Core 1, Motherfuckers
Yeah, I know. What the fuck is happening, right?
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