Frank T Bird
The Wind in the Willows but with more shagging. I publish twice a week unless I'm out the back getting pumped by the landlord for rent.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Twice weekly |
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| Issues | 172 | Founded | 5 years ago | Last Issue | 4 months ago |
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Dopamine is Dead. Long Live Dopamine
Five minutes ago, I’d felt fine mostly
I’d just left the gym and strolled over to the local shopping centre. The journey there was mostly uneventful. I passed three or four Asian food peddlers and a couple who looked about as close to...
Get a Grip
Get a grip
Sit down. Grab a beer or a water.
And listen like it’s 1993.
First, pay no heed to media and political action intended to move stock markets. Resist feeding your limited, precious silver coins of attention into the great slo...
Diner 2030
I wonder what she’s doing now
She’s probably in the fucking matrix like the rest of them.
She’s probably married to some fucking dweeb with a ripped rainbow body and an illusory nine-inch laser dong.
She’s probably—
“Pass the salt,...
My Hotel Got Cancelled
I don’t mind travelling. It gives me a chance to escape this domestic prison and find new writing material.
I was supposed to stay at this hotel called The Langham, but I rocked up there, and they told me that they’d double-booked my d...
Hideous Book Covers are a Fucking Epidemic
I know where yer at
Yer sitting there watching YouTube, and some attention-deficient twenty-year-old called Marvin is telling you how to self-publish yer book about bisexual trans cis werewolfs on Amazon while he sends you links to his...
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