General Hospital Snark
General Hospital Snark, David LallyWe’re the wildly popular GH roast crew—now on Substack! Get long-form recaps, reviews, raps, and snark so sharp even Tracy would gasp. Subscribe for deep dives, daily drama, and the most loving takedowns of Port Charles chaos you’ll ever read. \ud83d\udc80
| Platform |  | Pricing | Freemium | Publishes | Twice weekly |
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| Issues | 170 | Founded | a year ago | Last Issue | 2 days ago |
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May The Fourth Be With You
Whew! So if you’re not exhausted already reading what happened on Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday, buckle up for Thursday and Friday!
As many parted ways or faced impending challenges and split-second decisions, everyone needed the force (an...
"We're Gonna Need A Bigger Boat."
Our title this week refers to the line in Jaws (released 51 years ago on June 20, 1975) said by Chief Brody when he realizes that he and his fellow boatmates are in over their head. Many of our characters all seemed to be in a similar situa...
He Was Shot in the Ass; She Was Shot in the Heart
When I get a text like this from my girl Ava, I stop what I’m doing, put on a bra, and get myself to the MetroCourt. When Ava says “tea”, she means Grade A Gourmet Tea.
When I arrived at the appointed time, Ava was already halfway through...
Joe Fitzpatrick:The Only Guy Doing His Job
General Hospital Snarkcast - Recorded Monday, June 29, 2026
It’s the last Monday of June, and Mama Snark and Snark Jr. are already sweating through a heat wave -- at least one of us literally. David is conserving energy in a dark apartment...
Pride & A Lot Of Prejudice
It’s Pride Week but there are few people in Port Charles doing anything they can be proud about and an awful lot of people with prejudice in their hearts: LuLu and Dante vs. Britt, Willow vs. Brook Lynn, Curtis vs. Isaiah, just to name a fe...
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We’re the wildly popular GH roast crew! Get long-form recaps, reviews, raps, and snark so sharp even Tracy would gasp. Subscribe for deep dives, daily drama, and the most loving takedowns of Port Charles chaos you’ll ever read. \ud83d\udc80
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