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Shove that ballroom up your fat ass
There are too many things happening every day for any of us to keep up with. I’ve written before how that’s entirely by design. Especially now, with elections just one week away, every chaos agent connected to the White Trash White House is...
Hot Takes for Oct 11, 2026
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Susan Dell is a sleep paralysis demon, and you won’t convince me otherwise.
And before anyone comes at me about attacking someone for their appearance, my fully considered eloquent counter-argument is “fuck that,” because if one Na...
Let’s rename the thing that might kill us
This past Saturday, Il Douché, took to his dime-store Twitter knock-off, Lies Social, to poll his knuckle-dragging followers, declaring that the name “artificial intelligence” is “inaccurate” and according to him, “very ineloquent.”
First,...
Mitch McConnell may be alive, but he’s still dead to me
Until this week, octogenarian mutant racist turtle Mitch McConnell had not been seen in public since June when he was hospitalized after losing consciousness and falling inside his D.C. residence.
As is often the case, particularly with de...
It's the same old story. The same old song and dance.
Field notes from the crumbling American empire for Monday, August 17, 2026
A while back I wrote about tuning out for the sake of one’s mental health and that I’d found myself at a place where doing so had become necessary.
I find myself a...
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