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Gonzo Report 149 – May 7, 2026
Field notes from the crumbling American empire. Filed for the record on Thursday, May 7, 2026.
“If everybody always lies to you, the consequence is not that you believe the lies, but rather that nobody believes anything any longer. And a p...
Gonzo Report 148 – May 6, 2026
Field notes from the crumbling American empire. Filed for the record on Wednesday, May 6, 2026.
“The modern conservative is not even especially modern. He is engaged, on the contrary, in one of man’s oldest, best financed, most applauded,...
May 3, 2026: Weekend update: Cliffs notes for doomscrollers
Greetings and salutations,
Welcome to the weekend edition of Gonzo Report.
How do you feel about Sundays?
Personally, I’m not a fan of the way it signals the end of an always-over-too-soon weekend then just hands you over to Monday like...
Maybe it's real, maybe it's Maybelline, maybe who even gives a fuck anymore
Buried in the Kremlin archives, a document exists that reads, in part, like a detailed blueprint for the “security event” that unfolded this past Saturday night at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, and mirrors the previous incidents i...
Never thought I'd write a newsletter that mentioned dead raccoon dicks, but here we are
Trash panda
At this point I’m not asking the aliens to save us—I’ve accepted that ship has sailed—I’m just asking them to save me, personally, and maybe a short list of people whose names I’ll submit upon request. If you, too, want off thi...
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