Cosmic Chaos
\ud83e\uddffGrey Galaxie\ud83e\uddff, The Broom Closet BriefingAstrology & Politics had a baby and it was me. I am the baby.
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DAILY DIVINATION: May 14, 2026
The wound picks up a match, the body asks for a better revolution.
DAILY DIVINATION: MAY 14, 2026
The Golden Apple of the Trigger
Today’s shadow activation comes through Mars conjunct Chiron in Aries: heat meeting the bruise, survival instinct pressing against a tender point, the body revealing where it learned to brace.
Mars is at 25°42’ Aries, moving through the Er...
DAILY DIVINATION: May 13, 2026
The Flame Remembers What the Body Knows
Sun 22°29’ Taurus | Moon 3°22’ Aries (Third Quarter Moon, 310°52’)
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May 13th-20th has the feel of a locked room where everyone suddenly remembers there are cameras.
The political field is already strained: courts are pushing back against immigration enforcement,...
The Astrology of The Hantavirus
A virus does not need to become a pandemic to teach the government something dangerous.
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Astrology & Politics had a baby...and it was me. I write for people allergic to propaganda. If you can feel the machine glitching, pull up a chair.
Political divination through tarot, astrology, and Lenormand—"Divination journalism" decoded through symbolism, history, myth, and pattern. A liminal space of creative speech. Learn acronym BFTYS: Broom Fucking Told You So. You’ll be using it a lot.
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