Grumpy Fuckers Coffee Shop
Serving up shitty coffee since 2014.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Freemium | Publishes | Daily |
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| Issues | 50 | Founded | 8 months ago | Last Issue | 3 days ago |
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37% men grow beards to cover up their ugly faces
37% of all men grow beards to cover up their pig-ugly faces.
The recent study showed that ugly men would grow their beards all over their faces if they could.
Kevin LardArse who ran the study said:
“The recent rise of the hipster look ha...
Man avoids emotional breakdowns by not having any emotions
A 50-year-old man has avoided having emotional breakdowns throughout his life by not having any emotions.
Tony Bigballs said that having no emotions made life a lot easier for him.
He said: "I see friends and they're running around like...
Police given new powers to taser people who whistle non-tunes
Police have been given new powers to taser people who whistle no tune in particular.
People who whistle nothing in particular have become one of the world’s most annoying fuckers.
A spokesman for the police force told Grumpy Fuckers:
“Th...
Grumpy's Guide to Sex
Forget the fairy tales. This is how real fuckers do romance.
Everywhere you look, there's another "expert" promising to revolutionize your sex life. Apparently, all it takes is better communication, mood lighting, organic massage oil, and...
Grumpy Fuckers Guide To Surviving Family Meals
The Grumpy Fuckers’ guide to eating in a place where there are other fuckers eating
Family fucking meals. Three words that strike dread into the heart of every reasonable person.
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