Grumpy Fuckers Coffee Shop
Serving up shitty coffee since 2014.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Freemium | Publishes | Daily |
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| Issues | 59 | Founded | 9 months ago | Last Issue | 4 days ago |
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Good-looking people more likely to be Grumpy Fuckers
You might be a stunner but chances are, you’re probably not happy.
Scientists have proven the despite their good looks, beautiful people are often the grumpiest fuckers on earth.
Professor BoggleEyes of Fuckwit University told Grumpy Fuck...
Sunday Coffee - 6 September 2026
Your weekly digital dose of Grumpy Fuckery
Hiya shithead. It’s September. And you know what that means, don’t you?
Woman burns 600 calories talking about her new diet
NEWS
A woman has burnt 600 calories talking about her new diet.
Weightwatcher Gladys Thunderbuns said that the new diet replaces the old diet that she was doing last week.
She told Grumpy Fuckers:
“Last week’s diet was rubbish. I w...
Christmas is coming! Hoo-fucking-ray!
Christmas is coming!
Hoo-fucking-ray!
We’ll be opening our Christmas shop soon but before we do that nonsense, we wanted to unashamedly brag about our best-selling T-shirt this week.
This heavyweight retro cotton t-shirt is perfect f...
Sarcasm replaces English language as official language of over-40s
Sarcasm has overtaken the English language to become the most popular language among over-40s.
The new figures show a correlation between an increasing general disappointment in life and increasing usage of sarcasm as a first language.
Pr...
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