Grumpy Fuckers Coffee Shop
Serving up shitty coffee since 2014.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Freemium | Publishes | Daily |
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| Issues | 59 | Founded | 10 months ago | Last Issue | 24 days ago |
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Sunday Coffee - 6 September 2026
Your weekly digital dose of Grumpy Fuckery
Hiya shithead. It’s September. And you know what that means, don’t you?
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Christmas is coming!
Sarcasm replaces English language as official language of over-40s
Sarcasm has overtaken the English language to become the most popular language among over-40s.
The new figures show a correlation between an increasing general disappointment in life and increasing usage of sarcasm as a first language.
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