Grumpy Old Poet
Ted HolzmanRamblings, Grumping, Poetry, Humor and Memories
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Who am I to Tell Me What to Do
Because everyone has to write one or two villanelles in their lives, right?
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Marasme
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This is my first attempt at a “serious” poem in French. It’s kind of a thematic bar-fight between Charles Baudelaire (l’Albatros) and Jacques Prévert (Pour faire le portrait d’un oiseau). The bar is owned by Sam Coleridge (Th...
Food
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A few weeks ago I found myself in a hospital with severe intestinal problems. I was unable to eat or drink anything. Ice chips became a treasure beyond price. And all I could think about was food. Under the influence of bored...
Three Ways to be an Animal
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I waste a lot of time trying to figure out what it means to be human. I don’t mean to suggest that I’m not one – though I feel that I’m not very good at it; it’s just that it’s confusing, living simultaneously in the “real” w...
Kira and Angélique revisited
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So, a few months ago I posted l’Histoire de Kira et Angélique – my first attempt at a (very) short story in French. Several of my francophone teachers told me that a bona fide French fairy-tale has to be written in passé simp...
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