Grumpy Old Poet
Ted HolzmanRamblings, Grumping, Poetry, Humor and Memories
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Weekly |
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| Issues | 99 | Founded | 3 years ago | Last Issue | 11 days ago |
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What's Puzzling You is the Nature of My Game
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Pleased to meet you,
Hope you guessed my name.
Ah, what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game.
—Sympathy for the Devil
The Rolling Stones
Entropy has been given a really bad rap. People blame it for everything...
The Intimate Reticulum
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The Intimate Reticulum
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There, below the threshold
of that dimmest space
find those insinuating threads
that bind...
Mémoires d'un été dans les Catskills
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L’été, New York est une fournaise.
Aussi, chaque mois de juin, ma famille prenait-elle la route des Catskills. Deux heures et demie de trajet à peine — mais, pour un enfant, c’était une éternité.
Les Catskills sont bien plu...
Death and the Bachelor
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A friend of mine asked me to write her a ‘dark romance’ for her birthday. I had and have no idea what a dark romance is. If it’s a known genre, I’ve never knowingly read it. If it involves vampires or werewolves or zombies or...
Dating Profile of the Muse
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Name: Calliope
Home: I travel widely
DOB: I am forever young
I am seeking intimate companionship with a passionate lover. Gender is a state of mind.
Likes:
- Art, music, architecture, stories, poetry — especially poe...
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