Grumpy Old Poet
Ted HolzmanRamblings, Grumping, Poetry, Humor and Memories
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Weekly |
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| Issues | 90 | Founded | 2 years ago | Last Issue | 3 months ago |
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Three Ways to be an Animal
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I waste a lot of time trying to figure out what it means to be human. I don’t mean to suggest that I’m not one – though I feel that I’m not very good at it; it’s just that it’s confusing, living simultaneously in the “real” w...
Kira and Angélique revisited
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So, a few months ago I posted l’Histoire de Kira et Angélique – my first attempt at a (very) short story in French. Several of my francophone teachers told me that a bona fide French fairy-tale has to be written in passé simp...
To Welcome the New Year
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At sundown
on the 31st
mix the dough.
Use honey to sweeten.
Let rise overnight.
At midnight,
take a long shower....
The Great Big Dinosaur Christmas Party
By popular request I’m including the audio of GBDCP with vocals. You’ll have to tolerate my voice: autotune hadn’t been invented yet.
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The Great Big Dinosaur Christmas Party
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This being that time of year, I decided to pull something from the archives. I wrote it for my son when he was about five. There was a time when I wrote a number of Christmas songs, but I haven’t had any kids in the house for...
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