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PootinellaStuff I think about. I write what pops into my busy little monkey brain, which is cluttered with chittering and chattering and clanging and clattering. May you find it engaging in some way.
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NIGHTMARE KILLA ©
Screeching Furies acrylic on paper
Lyrics: Linda Christy and Cajun Joe
Music: Cajun Joe & Co
Production: KaLixiuM Live ©
it’s time to go nightmare huntin baby
oh suit up, show up, and bring all your weapons
cause it’s time to...
TOO MANY MONKEYS
Monkeys Acrylic on vinyl 2.5” x 3.5” each 2004
Lyrics by Linda Christy and Cajun Joe
Music by Cajun Joe and KaLixiuM Live
How many monkeys are hangin out on my back
if they were ducks it’d be a deafening quack
i gotta get em all offa...
LOVE ME HARDER
“KISS” acrylic, watercolor, marker on paper 3” x 3” 04 13 2026
i love you in all my favorite places
my chakras dance up and down for you
my fire rises root to crown, baby
my heart flames with love so true
you stay in my mind
all day...
Little Blue Chairs
The mystery of the little blue chairs. About the size to seat a basketball sized gourd. Toddler size. How did these bright blue plastic kindergarten mini seats become the only places to plant one’s derriere while grooving to The Gourds at t...
GAIA'S FIRE - UPDATE - VELVET GAIA
Prismacolor on paper 1995
After I posted this poem here on Substack, KaLixiuM produced this recording, with some great additions.
There's a fissure in the earth below me
to swallow me into the fire
I look down at Gaia's...
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