Hardwood Paroxysm
Tall people make for tall tales.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Freemium | Publishes | Twice weekly |
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| Issues | 145 | Founded | 2 years ago | Last Issue | 8 days ago |
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BallmerGate: How To Eat The Wrong Billionaire
Wrong is wrong but also, is this really the blood we should drink?
I will start with the bullet points of my positions regarding the Kawhi Leonard + Uncle Dennis/Aspiration/Ballmer fiasco.
Russell Westbrook Was Punk As F*ck
Photo by Joel Muniz on Unsplash
(I had to censor the title so it wouldn’t get stuck in spam filters. Email systems are oppressors.)
Russell Westbrook hung ‘em up on Wednesday.
He killed you, man. He just kept coming at you, over and ove...
Why Everyone Is Dumb About Jalen Duren
Detroit didn't grow its garden, and Duren paid the price
Everyone has lost their minds when it comes to Jalen Duren.
Why Did The Hornets Trade LaMelo Ball?
No guts, no glory
So why did the Hornets trade LaMelo Ball?
One Last Kingdom
LeBron's Last Decision
LeBron has always been fascinating because he so comprehensively encompasses everything. I took to calling him the Omega Forward in the 2010s, because, as opposed to Alpha, beginning or first, he is the endpoint.
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NBA Writer for nearly two decades. Action Network, CBS Sports, NBC Sports, AOL, Fansided, Hardwood Paroxysm. Basketball nerd obsessive, episodic writer, full-time maniac.
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