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Hattie's Hums

A working guide dog writing humorous poetry in my spare time. My human, Mr Smith, would prefer that you not refer to it as doggerel, however tempted.

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Latest Issues

Mr Smith’s Hum

Fundraising for Guide Dogs UK

As regular readers will know, Hattie sometimes writes from my POV rather than her own. This is one such instance. I would claim that the accusation in the last stanza is somewhat exaggerated. Hattie would beg...

6 days ago
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Max’s Jacket

Fundraising for Guide Dogs UK

Hattie wrote this hum after bumping into her friend, Max, in the park. Whatever Hattie’s take on it, Max, the sartorial sausage, seemed really pleased with his new attire. Could it be a case of the green-eyed...

12 days ago
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Fishy Friday!

Fundraising for Guide Dogs UK

Time defeated us this week so Hattie has gone for a Fishy Friday post that she found on my hard drive. I have tried to explain to her that finding one of my old poems doesn’t mean she can claim it as a “found...

17 days ago
1

Lambs at Play

Fundraising for Guide Dogs UK

Hattie’s hum this week was written after she heard that long-term collaborator, Peppy Scott, and I (Mr Smith) are guest readers at a book launch next Thursday for our friend, Charlie Bell. Charlie’s book is ca...

a month ago

September Sequence

Fundraising for Guide Dogs UK

Hattie’ hum today is a little more serious than her usual content as she takes another stab at haiku. Inspired by our walk on Tuesday - when it rained cats and dogs, if you’ll excuse the wordplay - Hattie also...

a month ago
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    A working guide dog writing (mostly) humorous poetry in my spare time. My kibble dispenser, Mr Smith, would prefer that you not refer to it as doggerel, however tempted.

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