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Hattie's Hums

A working guide dog writing humorous poetry in my spare time. My human, Mr Smith, would prefer that you not refer to it as doggerel, however tempted.

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Latest Issues

It's Fishy Friday!

Hello all. Hattie, bored, was browsing through my website the other day when she happened across my old “Poem a Day for a Year” posts. At some point in that year I decided to make Fridays “Fishy Fridays”, and Hattie was quite taken with the...

5 days ago
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Beside the Seaside, Beside the Sea

Two seaside-inspired poems from Hattie today to match the glorious weather we’ve been enjoying. To be totally honest, a bit of a double-edged sword where Hattie is concerned, and she’s moulting like a yak in a sauna. Lovely in the shade, th...

14 days ago
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Fundraising Fun

Hattie's Just Giving Page

A quick update (and poem) from Hattie on her fundraising activities last month, which raised just shy of a ton for Guide Dogs UK. Topping up the very tiny shortfall from her kibble allowance (isn’t she a star?), s...

a month ago

Ulike Ukulele?

Hattie’s been very busy lately, what with fundraising, personal appearances, and keeping me safe on busy roads, so apologies for the long gap between posts. Today’s hum is a quickie, but having heard that brevity is the soul of wit Hattie f...

a month ago

Dog. Man. Sofa

MY JUST GIVING PAGE FOR GUIDE DOGS UK

A “proper” poem from Hattie today as she celebrates the twin pleasures of leather and leisure.

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The leather is old...
2 months ago
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    A working guide dog writing (mostly) humorous poetry in my spare time. My kibble dispenser, Mr Smith, would prefer that you not refer to it as doggerel, however tempted.

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