Hattie's Hums
A working guide dog writing humorous poetry in my spare time. My human, Mr Smith, would prefer that you not refer to it as doggerel, however tempted.
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Fishy Friday Pt. 2
Just Giving for Guide Dogs UK
Hattie so enjoyed humming Fishy Friday hums that she’s hummed two more.
I advised her that her Angler fish would not be a “he” if served in a restaurant, the male of the species being little more than a vesti...
Labradors and Limericks
Just Giving for Guide Dogs UK
Hattie meets lots of doggy buddies in the local parks and quite a few of them are Labs. Hattie loves all (non-grumpy) dogs she meets, but Labs, unsurprisingly, hold a special place in her heart. The Labs featu...
Mud! Mud! Glorious Mud!
The title of today’s post says it all, but, for the benefit of younger readers / listeners, Hattie’s latest Hum is her take on that old Flanders and Swann classic, the hippopotamus song.
Despite my bellowing, Hattie has been enjoying a mu...
Not angry, just...
Poor Hattie. She’s feeling a little disillusioned with it all. I suspect many Substackers will know the feeling.
Dreaming of Dolphins
Since hearing me add my dulcet tones to our local Indie Choir’s version of David Bowie’s “Heroes”, Hattie has been somewhat taken with the notion of swimming with dolphins. I explained to her that they can be a bit “rapey”, but this has not...
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A working guide dog writing (mostly) humorous poetry in my spare time. My kibble dispenser, Mr Smith, would prefer that you not refer to it as doggerel, however tempted.
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