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Here's Something

Eli Grober

Satire is dead. Long live satire. This is Eli Grober's newsletter. Part catharsis, part diagnosis. Often funny, frequently critical, and always something.

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Latest Issues

Recent posts by this newsletter. Browse the email archive.

Finally, the elites have been defeated by the billionaires

“Resentment against elites proved to be deeper and more profound than many in both parties had recognized.”

a month ago
22
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No matter what happens, we promise the text messages will not stop

As the election draws to a close, we understand that tensions are high and a view of the future feels particularly opaque. In these trying times, what we offer is consistency—and a promise. You’ve received hundreds (thousands, if you’re luc...

2 months ago
13
2

Reports of my death are greatly exaggerated

I started writing this newsletter in April of 2020, when nothing particularly memorable was happening. In the years that followed, I sent you over 250 satirical pieces, ephemera, observations, and other things nobody asked for.

2 months ago
10
7

Tag lines for US presidents if they were on The Real Housewives

Today I’m looking back at the evolution of a chapter in my debut satire collection This Won’t Help. To celebrate Presidents’ Day, you should order yourself a copy of my book, and then stop celebrating Presidents’ Day. Who cares about those ...

10 months ago
12
1

Authors

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  • Eli Grober

    American satirist. Longtime contributor to The New Yorker and McSweeney's. Author of This Won't Help, a New Yorker Best Book of the Year and Foreword INDIES Gold winner in humor. Tired.

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