Here's Something
Eli GroberThis is Eli Grober's newsletter. Humor that's part catharsis, part diagnosis, often funny, frequently critical, and always something.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Freemium |
|---|---|---|---|
| Publishes | Twice weekly | Issues | 302 |
| Subscribers | Read | eligrober.substack.com |
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American satirist. Longtime contributor to The New Yorker and McSweeney's. Author of This Won't Help, a New Yorker Best Book of the Year and Foreword INDIES Gold winner in humor. Tired.
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