Here's Something
Eli GroberThis is Eli Grober's newsletter. Humor that's part catharsis, part diagnosis, often funny, frequently critical, and always something.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Freemium | Publishes | Twice weekly |
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| Issues | 331 | Founded | 6 years ago | Last Issue | 10 days ago |
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July 17, 2026
The elections that made me president are totally rigged.
My fellow Americans, you have been duped. You’ve been tricked. You’ve been completely bamboozled. The elections that you all take part in, the ones that have made me president two...
June 9, 2026
“Pelley, along with a number of other 60 Minutes correspondents who were fired, have now accused Weiss of editorial interference and bias”
The press has finally been freed from journalism
When I first started out in the news, there was...
May 3, 2026
Leaked audio from my reunion with my 7-month-old daughter after she wouldn’t sleep last night
ANDY COHEN
And when Dada wanted to put you back in the crib, what did you say?
MY 7-MONTH-OLD
[SPITS]
ANDY COHEN
Right. That mu...
March 21, 2026
We’ve officially won the war we’re currently and indefinitely fighting
I am proud to announce that we have won the war—the one we’re fighting right now, indefinitely. We have declared victory, which will help morale during the next few...
February 25, 2026
My fellow Americans, we are richer than ever before. Well, you aren’t, but we are.
My fellow Americans, I stand before you tonight to make one thing very clear: we are richer than ever before. You aren’t, of course. But we are. My frien...
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Longtime contributor to The New Yorker and McSweeney's. Author of This Won't Help. Tired.
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