Hermette Magazine
Risa Mickenberg, EditorThe aspirational lifestyle magazine for they/hermits. Leave us alone!
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Monthly |
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| Issues | 33 | Founded | 6 years ago | Last Issue | 2 months ago |
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Forsythia harbingers Spring ... and now, fascism.
This is how Spring is supposed to feel. Wild and bushy!
All over New England, forsythia - that big beautiful yellow bush that goes crazy in April, is suddenly being groomed and it’s not pretty.
Forsythia subjugated into becoming a divider...
THE "DON'T TOUCH ME" LOOK.
A strongly-worded vest is the best.
Inspired by the style of working dogs, the hermettes of NYC are starting to sport vests that send a powerful message to the world around them:
Messages like:
NOT FRIENDLY
STOP! DO NOT PET!
...
THE REDACTED LOOK.
This POS’s slurred SOTU speech would be vastly improved by the REDACTOR APP which is why we are opportunistically using this occasion to make it all about us.
The redacted look, popularized by the Epstein files, is all the rage now for hid...
Trump's Merch Is Getting Dumped on Facebook Marketplace.
No takers for this rare Trump statue in the D.C. area, even at almost 50% off.
People are realizing, it’s all just so much cheap garbage.
Buyers’ remorse is becoming the next American pandemic.
“If there’s any trumpets left lol.”
Not s...
PLATEAU
Illustration by Edie Birkholz
She had groomed every inch of her body that morning, from toenails to hair, shaved her legs and under-arms, sugar-scrubbed every limb and moisturized with Moroccan oil. The house, too, was in flawless order. E...
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