Hey Fuckface
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She’s a Real Writer, Fuckface
Hey Fuckface,
I don’t want to get too mushy, but I feel so mushy. But also kind of high. I’m riding some kind of electric shit. But not the chair! No way, man. My body and brain and heart are floating because people are being so kind and...
Why don’t you come up some time and see me, Fuckface?
Hey Fuckface,
You might be aware, but I have a new book. It’s coming out next week. Pretty cool. Pretty lovely to have that happen for me, and for you, the readers. We’re all going to enjoy it. I promise!
If you’re tired of me talking ab...
Stop the Smugness, Fuckface
Hey Fuckface,
I can’t handle the Canadian smugness. It’s killing me. I’m slowly dying. I’m suffering! My bowel movements have been terrible, which is a sure sign that I’m unwell. And I am putting the blame of my less than stellar poops dir...
Don’t Dream it, Be it, Fuckface
Hey Fuckface,
What a week! And it’s only Thursday. I know we’re all having a good time in the tariff wars. It’s like Disneyland. But you’re on The Jungle Cruise with the ten most annoying people you’ve ever met in your life and the ride i...
The Nerves Before the Other Stuff, Fuckface
Hey Fuckface
I’m at the stage of about to publish a book where I’m a little bit nervous, Fuckface. Like, nervous where I’m waking up in the night and staring into the dark void of space and time thinking things to myself like, “I wrote a b...
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