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hey girlie

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A comedic (ha! ha! ha!) newsletter for friends and wealthy patrons of the arts.

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I Wanted to Be The Summer Horse

Hey girlie!

How are you?

We seem to be living in a looping, unsexy rendition of Blade Runner. The sun looks like a shriveled old apricot that got left under the couch and the air always smells like burnt trees.

A little while ago it rai...

3 years ago
6

Cognition

Hey girlie!

How are you?

I keep looking at my dog and thinking: you smell like the piss of an angel.

The internet is so deep in my brain that when I’m out for a walk and see a beautiful flower, my first reaction is “slay mama”.

Will it...

3 years ago

Big sad monkey vibes

Hey girlie!

How are you?

Today I thought: imagine if Google was called PureClick?

As in, everything in the world remained the same, but instead of Google, they’d gone with PureClick.

If anyone wants to reach out and give me a job for h...

3 years ago
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Are you there girlie? It's me, girlie

Hey girlie!

How—THE HELL—are you????

I’m sitting in a cafe where a guy in a neon green beanie and neon orange sneakers is taking a photo of a girl with aggressively glossed lips in a fuzzy white bucket hat. She is posing in front of a gla...

3 years ago
8
3

Summer of Joy

Hey girlie!

It’s your girl Nancy, here briefly to introduce the second and final Girlie cameo of the summer. It’s none other than my ex-comedy-duo partner, arch nemesis and strong contender for smartest friend: Travis Cannon! Travis and I...

4 years ago

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