Hoedown of the Vanities
Cameron MaxwellShort fiction, essays, poems, and serialized fiction by Cameron Maxwell. "There's a divinity that shapes our ends, / Rough-hew them how we will."
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Duck Around & Find Out | Crime Satire
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Phil O. Dendron straightened his narrow back as he exited the unmarked Lincoln Continental. He paused, and let the thin winter sun hit him full in the face.
The old detective smiled. A sunny day always set his spiri...
Upon This Rock | Personal Essay & Photos
The Rockaway Peninsula is intentional space. It was a place made through engineering and systemizing and wishful thinking rather than tradition and inheritance, and remains so until this day; nothing takes up space here by accident. The Len...
Desaparecidos | Poem Re-Edit
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I was made to disappear - me,
Here, now, into your bright future.
I'm with you even now, just one
one part, one Cameron, one weird pair...
Stolen Valor | Current-Events Essay
Photo courtesy of The American Legion
What happens when a megalomaniac crashes into the reality of a 26% approval rating among independents, and a 36% approval rating overall? How does he face the nation in such circumstances?
He dresses...
The Hard and Gracious Passing of Rogelio Dimitrov | Short Story
Bahri Gün, “Close-Up Portrait of a Calico Cat.” Courtesy of pexels.com.
I’d grown up with cats, and had attended memorials for other cats before Rogelio. But his funeral service was, is, and - barring some extravagant turn of circumstance,...
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