Hold the Pickle
Victor Cardenas, The Halfway Cafe, Walter Rhein, Ben Ulansey, Murphy, Philip OgleyA publication for all things humor and satire.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Freemium | Publishes | Weekly |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Issues | 11 | Subscribers | Read | holdthepickle.substack.com |
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Brain Milk with Ben Ulansey and Victor Cardenas
Dash from The Halfway Cafe hosted Ben Ulansey and myself in a free-form discussion on the problems and challenges of the Democratic National Convention, along with special guest, Butters the dog.
Mysterious Guest
Thank you , , , , , and many others for taking an abrupt leave of your senses to watch my live video with and !
Tactical Baptisms are the Ultimate Cheat Code
True relaxation occurs when you dismiss all criticisms. Image via Freepik
I'm Broke: I Eat Hot Dogs Three Meals Every Day and Absolutely Love It
Collagen is king. Hot dogs created via Canva Magic on 9/26/25
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Certified pickle hater. 'Sasstire' and humor writer. Mentioned in someone else's book. I care more about potholes than glory holes.
Dadaist graffiti news. Halfway true comedy and satire by Dash MacIntyre. I don't report the facts, I improve them. Comedy is cathartic in fascist eras such as ours.
Boost nominator on Medium. I'm also a small press writer with Perseid Press and Burning Bulb Publishing. Email: [email protected]
Ben is a journalist, essayist, and reviewer who covers whatever he feels like. He can also be found on Medium, where he writes, edits, publishes, and is a Boost Nominator for the Thought Thinkers publication. https://linktr.ee/benulansey
If I were to compare my writing to a brand, it would be Yamaha. Lick the machete!
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