Hold the Pickle
Victor Cardenas, Peter W. MurphyA publication for all things humor and satire.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Freemium | Publishes | Weekly |
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| Issues | 15 | Founded | a year ago | Last Issue | 4 months ago |
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Embrace the Throne: A Sit-to-Pee Manifesto
Standing at a toilet designed for sitting is madness.
A friend recently asked me about my favorite subject—streaming. He asked, “Do you sit when you pee?”
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Brain Milk with Ben Ulansey and Victor Cardenas
Dash from The Halfway Cafe hosted Ben Ulansey and myself in a free-form discussion on the problems and challenges of the Democratic National Convention, along with special guest, Butters the dog.
We talked about party alienation, purity p...
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Certified pickle hater. 'Sasstire' and humor writer. Mentioned in someone else's book. I care more about potholes than glory holes.
Writer, teacher, and founder of Peak English. For 15 years, I’ve helped thousands of students achieve their IELTS goals. I’ve also published 500+ essays and articles, with my work selected for curation 40+ times.
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