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Understanding Trade-offs

Thomas Sowell has often been called a genius. He has certainly been prolific but I would not call him a genius. He is and has been able to see through the nonsense. That word—genius— is often overused and is rarely accurate in its usage. He...

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The CCR Test

Your first assignment is to get on YouTube or any other place you can find music. Type in CCR Lookin’ Out My Back Door.

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