Honey Badger Times
Guy IncognitoWorks of fiction for educational and entertainment purposes.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Weekly |
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| Issues | 138 | Founded | 3 years ago | Last Issue | 7 days ago |
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The Pole Dancer's Diet
I walked the streets maskless. I was surrounded by faces I couldn’t see. Some ran in the other direction; some crossed the street. Once, I got on a crowded train with my missus. She sat; I stood. She was masked, as was everyone else on the...
Potato Peeler Wielding Bureaucrats (first published June 18th, 2024)
A uniform reminiscent of those of Imperial Army goons. Dark, soulless eyes. He was wearing a mask so anything he was saying came out as a garbled mess. I doubt he was smiling underneath. He had a potato peeler in one hand and a document in...
The Leading Cause of Death
Like any other person, I view things through a sports lens, and my birth is no different. I was born a winner simply by existing; I beat out roughly five million other “swimmers.” No gold medal awaited me—just life, which would later includ...
The Get-out-of-Mask-Jail-Free Card (First Published May 20th, 2023)
They are not bad people. They are just brainwashed.
Today was an interesting day. I had to get a health check for graduate school. They want to make sure I don’t “Die Suddenly” anytime soon so I can pay the tuition. I had managed to avoid...
Mr. Rogers' Demented Neighborhood
There’s a silly little joke about a man with no arms who gets a job at a monastery ringing a bell with his face. On his first day, he slips, falls down the stairs, and dies. When the townsfolk ask about the identity of the man at the bottom...
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I am just a honey badger trying to get some honey but I can't do it with a mask on.
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