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Hoppe Columns

Nick Hoppe

An occasional commentary on the absurdity of everyday life.

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NEVER TOO LATE TO MESS UP YOUR LIFE

Last weekend was kind of weird. On two separate occasions, I heard about couples getting divorced. I know that doesn’t sound weird these days, except for one little tidbit:

THE COUPLES ARE IN THEIR 90’S!!!

Yep, apparently they had enough...

13 days ago
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TELEVISION AIN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE

It’s a little late, but the fact remains I should have been a television critic. I pretty much despise 9 out of every 10 shows I see.

I don’t know what happened. Maybe I’m just getting curmudgeonly. Or maybe there’s so much content on tele...

25 days ago
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HOW TO MAKE SOCCER SUCCESSFUL

I love the World Cup, which will conclude this weekend. I love the way it brings everyone together in friendly competition. Different countries, different people, different languages, all converging for one massive party. It’s the way the w...

2 months ago
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WHICH CAMP ARE YOU IN?

Well, once again it is clear that I have very little in common with Socrates and Benjamin Franklin.

The ancient Greek philosopher Socrates was credited with coming up with the slogan, “Eat to live, or live to eat.” Benjamin Franklin popula...

3 months ago
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THE LOST ART OF LETTER WRITING

My wife and I were cleaning a basement closet full of mostly junk the other day and came across a big old box of my life.

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I hadn’t seen it for...

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    Nick Hoppe's columns appeared for many years in the Datebook section in the San Francisco Chronicle. His father, former SF Chronicle and nationally syndicated columnist Arthur Hoppe, wrote for a living. Fortunately, Nick has other means of support.

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