Hoppe Columns
Nick HoppeAn occasional commentary on the absurdity of everyday life.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Weekly |
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| Issues | 88 | Founded | 3 years ago | Last Issue | 13 days ago |
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CARS DON'T ALWAYS DEFINE YOUR AGE
Well, apparently I’m officially old. I bought a new car, and it’s a Lincoln.
“Why didn’t you just go all out and buy a Cadillac and really show your age,” said my little snot of a son when I showed him my sweet new ride. “Or maybe a Buick...
IT'S A NAME YOU CAN WORK WITH
I have a new friend. He is very smart. He works extremely hard, never gets tired, and has my best interests at heart. I love him.
His name is Claude.
How can anyone not love anyone or anything named Claude? It was a stroke of genius by so...
LIVE LONG, LIVE RIGHT
I was down in the desert last week, sweating away the heat wave that gripped all of California. I was in the little town of Borrego Springs, where we’re lucky enough to own a home in a golf community.
I had just finished another miserable...
THE PHONE CALLS WE ALL DESPISE
Once again, I’ve come up with a surefire way to make a fortune. And in the interests of reducing the polarization that has gripped our country I am graciously going to share it with everyone.
My brilliant idea is fairly simple---I’ll be su...
ANOTHER WAY TO PROTEST
Feeling depressed about what’s going on in Washington? Feeling powerless? Feeling like there’s nothing you can do to stop the onslaught?
My buddy was feeling the same way but now he has a solution.
“I’m tired of marching in No Kings Day p...
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Nick Hoppe's columns appeared for many years in the Datebook section in the San Francisco Chronicle. His father, former SF Chronicle and nationally syndicated columnist Arthur Hoppe, wrote for a living. Fortunately, Nick has other means of support.
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