Hoppe Columns
Nick HoppeAn occasional commentary on the absurdity of everyday life.
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IN DEFENSE OF RATS
The midterm election is over, finally, and it’s time to move on. You’re either elated or depressed, and I’m here to take your mind off politics. So let’s talk about actual rodents, not the political ones.
Specifically, I want to talk about...
MAINTENANCE CAN BE COSTLY
The war in Iran has finally hit home. I know gas prices are hurting everyone these days, but the war really took its toll on our household when my wife took her car in for an oil change.
“$2,880 FOR AN OIL CHANGE!” I cried when she told me...
STAYING AWAKE AND STAYING ALIVE
I’ve got a few more words to write about hearts, and then I’m done. A heart should ideally do its job without any attention, and I’m on board with that premise.
But first I want to give a shout out to Dr. Jacques Puel, who helped save my l...
A STORY FROM THE HEART
It’s not often I get a chance to write a column that could possibly save a life or two. But thanks to a very harrowing episode I went through last week, now is the time.
It’s about heart attacks. I had one a week ago Saturday, and it could...
WHEN LOGIC TAKES A BACKSEAT
I recently returned from a week’s vacation visiting my wife’s relatives in Canada. We go there every year, and I’ve never been more embarrassed to be American.
Every single Canadian I encountered---rich or poor, old or young, white or blac...
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Nick Hoppe's columns appeared for many years in the Datebook section in the San Francisco Chronicle. His father, former SF Chronicle and nationally syndicated columnist Arthur Hoppe, wrote for a living. Fortunately, Nick has other means of support.
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