HP NOT LOVECRAFT
~ I’m just here to get weird ~
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Twice weekly |
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| Issues | 105 | Founded | 8 months ago | Last Issue | 5 days ago |
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HPoetry: AAAHHH! I gotta get tf outta hereeee! ✈️🛥️✈️🛥️🌺🌊
I’M THROWING DOWN MORE BARS F it! Yee haa! 🤠
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I gotta get the fuck up out of here,
All I been doin’ is crying,
The air outside,
Is thick with smoke,
And I fear the world is dying,
I must leave the cen...
HP’s Rules: Imaginary Fame & Notoriety Edition
Strap in, it’s time for take off! 🫡✈️✨🪐🚢
Sometimes it can be kind of fun to imagine what your life would be like if you hit it big. Like… If you became the next Hemingway or the next Plath… at least that’s what I used to think when I wa...
HPOETRY SPAM SESH
An edit from before I started my substack:
Me at like 20 or so:
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Thank you for visiting Lovecraft Island 🏝️ please enjoy your stay! There is more poetry and un-final drafts to come! 🌺�...
HPoetry: Risky Texts and Drama!!!!
Author’s Note:
Editing has been a frustrating process and formatting things on here has also been very frustrating. I have had to redo multiple things that don’t save correctly, and start over from scratch when putting pieces into S...
HP’s Back to basics: Part 3
An incomplete literary-term alphabet:
The rest of the “P’s through Z”
“Previously… on H-Prep Drop out academy!”👇🫡✨
{Also I would like to Thank Pinterest for the dank memes featured in this project!}
~This particul...
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