I promise I can cook, please love me
Garrett Schlichtefood, love, and everything in between
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I’m writing a book!!!!!
Hello!
It has been way, way too long, but I promise I’ve got a good excuse! I’m writing a book! And the best news is that’s not even the excuse (actually, the best news is that I’m writing a book, but more on that in a minute).
I promise...
broccoli? for spring? groundbreaking.
Hello lovers!
I’m sorry I’ve been gone for so long! I feel bad! I have been very busy making little reels and being in shows and having a whirlwind two-and-a-half-week-long romance that ended in heartbreak. Well, not heartbreak, but, well...
banishment soup
Hello!
I am sick! Are you sick? I feel like everyone is sick right now? Mine is like a nose and throat thing, but I am also like…. sick of the world? Of just, like, having to deal with it all. I have been trying to watch the sunrise and th...
schnitzel party irl!!
Hello!!
This week’s newsletter is going to be brief and strictly promotional — I’m sorry! I promise I will be back next week with a stunning and delicious new recipe for you, but (un)fortunately, I am rather occupied this week because, on...
pavlova with cardamom custard and wine-poached pears
Hello!
How is everyone doing? Personally, I have been awake since 3 am. I’m currently “sleeping” in my sister’s room, formerly my childhood bedroom, while home for the holidays. It’s very hot in Florida, and, to be totally honest, it doesn...
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