I won't keep you
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Making friends with the Federal Register and asking your mom for her Asshole poetry
Hello, third week of January 2026.
Whether you find the transition arbitrary or meaningful, I can feel the flip of the calendar from one year to the next. I relax into the tactile sense of a clean slate each January when I hang the new wa...
Postscript to last post
As we piled into the car, Elisabeth and I immediately began telling Megadoug about the churro popcorn. Elisabeth was emphatic that it was the “best popcorn I’ve ever had!” And then she asked me if I agreed, and I did! Then she relayed a swe...
Movie Viewing and Popcorn for Dinner
Viewing movies on the big screen after a lifetime of watching them at home gives us the chance to understand the film in its pure form. As if every prior viewing was a minimized simulacrum of the movie’s true essence, and finally you are ex...
The Thirsty Bumblebee at the Cocktail Bar of the Dead
Death brings life. The life of flies and beetles. Blowflies are often the first to arrive at a corpse, where they lay their eggs in the humidity of orifices and wetness of wounds to hatch into a writhe of larvae.
The first memory I have o...
Aural. Sonic. Auditory. A soundscape of haunting love.
Let’s get to the Nitty Gritty with three Action Items for readers of this Post:
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Go Hug Your Bestie
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Follow Fizzle Like A Flood on Spotify
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Watch this creatively collaged video for one of the songs off my bestie’s new album....
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