The Vogon Poetician
Mike KilpatrickBecause what Aotearoa needs now is another bald, middle-aged Pākehā man writing about culture, art, books, television, music, and sharing his own Vogon-like poetry and writing.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Weekly |
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| Issues | 22 | Founded | 6 years ago | Last Issue | 2 years ago |
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Dystopia, doggerel and a dick joke
July was quite a month, eh? I did what I do every time the world starts to get insane (okay, more insane) and read books and listened to music. It’s easier to ignore the impending end of civilisation when you’re enveloped in the creations o...
Trying to Reason with F*ckwit Season - Part One
After securing an A+ in my university paper I can now share some of my submitted portfolio with the wider world. I’m excited and nervous about doing so, but mainly I’m just hoping you enjoy it. I’m starting with the fiction because it feels...
Confessions of a degenerate procrastinator
Back when I was a wee lad - which gets further away with every breath and the demise of every brain cell - there was an ongoing joke the Kilpatrick house should be named Mañana because if my mum wanted anything done then ‘tomorrow’ was the...
The secret to time travel
I’m a firm believer in the power of time travel. Ignore those who say doing so would break the laws of physics because I popped back to 1989 and 1991 for 58 minutes and 17 seconds earlier this week.
Okay, so I’m not talking about the Back...
Celebrating little successes
Life has been a wee bit up and down of late, with the joys of new books and creating new things offset by recurring shoulder (bursitis) and ankle pain (osteoarthritis) that impacts sleeping, walking and more. This getting old shit is real,...
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