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The Vogon Poetician

Mike Kilpatrick

Because what Aotearoa needs now is another bald, middle-aged Pākehā man writing about culture, art, books, television, music, and sharing his own Vogon-like poetry and writing.

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Latest Issues

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Dystopia, doggerel and a dick joke

July was quite a month, eh? I did what I do every time the world starts to get insane (okay, more insane) and read books and listened to music. It’s easier to ignore the impending end of civilisation when you’re enveloped in the creations o...

3 months ago
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Trying to Reason with F*ckwit Season - Part One

After securing an A+ in my university paper I can now share some of my submitted portfolio with the wider world. I’m excited and nervous about doing so, but mainly I’m just hoping you enjoy it. I’m starting with the fiction because it feels...

4 months ago
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Confessions of a degenerate procrastinator

Back when I was a wee lad - which gets further away with every breath and the demise of every brain cell - there was an ongoing joke the Kilpatrick house should be named Mañana because if my mum wanted anything done then ‘tomorrow’ was the ...

4 months ago
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The secret to time travel

I’m a firm believer in the power of time travel. Ignore those who say doing so would break the laws of physics because I popped back to 1989 and 1991 for 58 minutes and 17 seconds earlier this week.

5 months ago
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