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The Post-Explosion Fake Jobs of the LinkedIn Apocalypse Now Have Some Sort of Radiation Sickness
Everyone is aware at this point that LinkedIn exploded (that’s why some of you are even here in the first place — welcome new subscribers, I promise I do write about other things). And yet the website continued to exist, despite all the job...
We Are Saddened To Report That LinkedIn Has Exploded
As we all know, the terrain on LinkedIn has been desolate for quite some time. In fact, the last time we checked in on the job website, all of the available jobs had assimilated together to form a sinkhole with teeth and was swallowing up j...
Film School Featurette: Five Nights at Freddy's 2
Welcome back to Film School, a featurette of this newsletter where I teach you about Film from my office (the roof of a CVS). I watch the films and teach you all about them, so you don’t have to watch them, or if you want to, you can. I cer...
Somebody wrote a script about the radioactive Walmart shrimp
Hey, I guess somebody wrote a script about those radioactive shrimp at Walmart? And, for some weird reason, they framed me and said I wrote it? So weird, like why would someone do that? This has happened to me before, by the way — so weird....
The Terrain On LinkedIn Is The Ground Is Opening Up And Turning Into a Mouth And Eating Job Seekers
Look, the last thing I would’ve wanted for myself was to write another one of these. I don’t want to look at LinkedIn ever again in my life, but it’s 2025 and the jobs are not okay. And not only are the jobs not okay, but now there appears...
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