Joe The Poet
Joe (Danger) T Poet, Esq. IVFree speech now! Free speech forever! Goonies never say die!
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Arrested. (A true story)
I’ve been telling true stories from my life in Substack notes and people have been enjoying them. But this one’s a little too long, so I have to share it as an article. I hope you enjoy it.
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I was sitting in a circle of folding chairs....
Corn on the cob (a food porn poem)
With a careful touch a strong seed is pressed down.
A green sprout bursts out, warmed in the bright glow.
From this a thick stock, glowing flowers grow.
Bells of young love become the only sound.
With love like clouds reaching at listle...
Homeless (a poem)
He was a baby once.
Maybe even loved
For a moment.
Before becoming a burden.
Now he sits shaking.
Dirty.
Mumbling angry nothings
Under his breath.
Barking at the wind.
Living where he lays,
Through fire
And flood
And an autumn...
Rhyming (a rhyming poem)
I’ll write you out this little rhyme
And watch it drag you by.
It feels like a tiny crime
Touching rhythms in your mind.
I’ll lay out all the ups and downs
For the voice inside your head.
They add weight to every little word
Like...
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You are dreaming.
This is an induced, sleep based reality. Created by The Better Dreams Corporation.
You are seeing this message because there is a system error and you are suffering.
You should not be suffering. You should not remembe...
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