Jonathink
Growing old, one weird, misplaced hair at a time
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Weekly |
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Halloween from A to Z: Apple Goddesses to Zombie Containment Units
(Note/favor: The Substack algorithm hates me because I don’t offer a paid option that feeds it 10% and so it hides my work under a concrete bushel. I thought if I suddenly got a ton of likes it might fool/shock the algorithm into kicking me...
A Close-In Suburbanite’s Look at the Urban Dictionary
As penetrating glimpses of the obvious go, saying the internet is a magical, horrifying, hilarious and soul-crushingly perilous place is pretty unassailable stuff. But the www thingie also serves as the planet’s finest repository of two-dim...
Screened Porch Salute
(Note: It’s the morning of an all-day Sunday rain, and there are few things I like better than sitting on our screened porch and doing just about anything while listening to and watching it fall. This piece from three years ago is my best e...
It’s Hoodie Season, Motherfuckers*
(*This title is a tribute to one of the funniest pieces ever written in English, It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers, by Colin Nissan, the most-read article ever on McSweeney’s Internet Tendency.)
I get why people love fall.
There...
Potty Paucity
This is not a rant about getting old.
It may seem like one for a while, but I promise it will eventually evolve into a rant with near universal appeal. It’s kind of like how I remember the first episode of Schitt’s Creek with everybody scr...
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