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Chaos & Kismet

Kaothar Kadir

the underbelly of poetry, essay and fiction - read for a kick in the chest or a kiss on the lips. OR if you're lucky — both.

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i was so hungry for him that should i open my legs, a growling monster would slither out. All tar and teeth.

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Listen. Pay attention to everything I write because it is prolific. It is all prolific.

Listen. Pay attention to everything I write because it is prolific. It is all prolific. And you, who reads it, are turned into a creature of the deep, a creature of the night, a striking, snarling thing. I am useful as tonsils in a cup. My...

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you're reusing old metaphors

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You’re reusing old metaphors—slick as a knife,

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