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Knott, A Newsletter

Andrew Knott

Writing by Andrew Knott. Parenting, humor, and a little bit of randomness.

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    Writer of humor, essays, fiction, and random things. Best known for duck. Books | LOVE’S A DISASTER (2024), FATHERHOOD (2016).

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