Knott, A Newsletter
Andrew KnottWriting by Andrew Knott. Parenting, humor, and a little bit of randomness.
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I’ve Been Lying About Work Most of My Life
The first time I remember lying about work I was 25 years old. I was working in a tennis pro shop at a small country club where the old, pudgy men in ill-fitting shorts would occasionally ask me what my career plans were while they poured c...
Hitting the Gym to Stop Time
Exciting photo of a barbell (photo by author)
To lift and carry a 10-year-old child from their bed to the recliner downstairs without wrecking your lower back, you have to perfect your deadlift form.
Hinge at the waist. Push your rear en...
My Best Friend, The Crossing Guard
‘Tis the season for the crossing guard story!
I wrote this one 3 years ago. It was one of my first Substack posts, and it’s somewhat topical for this time of year, so I’m resharing it since it will be new to many of you.
Also, I just hi...
How I Connected With My Teen Through Comedy, Music, and Desperation
Bo Burnham performing “That Funny Feeling,” a song from Inside (2021)
I recently watched a Netflix comedy special that came out five years ago because I have a teenage son and I am desperate for connection.
That probably makes things soun...
How a Series of Bad Decisions Can Lead to Humiliation at the Used Sporting Goods Store
You’re about to be severely humbled, but at least the hoverboard graveyard will be more organized. (photo by author, obviously)
Bad Decision #1: Deciding to clean out a garage in Florida during the summer.
The end of summer is a blur...
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Writer of humor, essays, fiction, and random things. Best known for duck. Books | LOVE’S A DISASTER (2024), FATHERHOOD (2016).
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