Forbidden Closet of Mystery
Kryptogal (Kate, if you like)Grand theories and denunciations of human behavior, with a light heart. Polemic regarding us talking apes. I idealize and admire stand-up comedians, scientists, and philosophers. Tom Robbins and Robert Sapolsky are my heroes.
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Caveman Aphorisms - Valentine's Edition
I can’t finish my excruciating Kafka-trap of a piece on why status-striving is usually a mistake that will make your life worse, and the equivalent of gorging on 5,000 calories a day because your distant ancestors lived on the edge of starv...
Buying Men Gifts is the Worst - Here's Some They've Actually Liked
I disapprove of most gift guides, because they typically feature the exact type of gift that I hate most: gifts that exist ontologically solely as a gift.
These are items that one would NEVER buy for themselves — not because they’re too i...
Stop Trying to Pretend that Immigration Isn't a Class War
It’s incredible when “elite human capital” from both the left and the right manage to make arguments they presumably think will convince people of their favored policies, but that seem virtually crafted in a lab to cause populist backlash a...
I Spend Two Hours a Day Half-Asleep (And That's Why You're Reading This)
This Is Not a Post About ASMR
ASMR was discovered in 2007, when an anon named “okaywhatever” posted about it on a health-related online forum, describing a tingling sensation she’d had since childhood, triggered by certain audio or vi...
The Psychotic Monster Who Murdered Charlie Kirk
Yesterday I found myself crying for Charlie, and for all the people in that crowd who had to watch that horror.
This isn’t about me, I promise. It’s about the non-existent “they” that apparently must be stopped.
I just mention it becaus...
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Xennial lawyer in the Rocky Mountains. I'm interested in the primal motivations of overly-mediated, verbose apes with grand pretensions. Help me fill in my neural encyclopedia and I'll help you with yours.
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