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Scattered Musings

Kyle Helmer

This blog exists for the purpose of emptying my brain. With the secondary purpose of reader enjoyment. Musings. Fiction. Comedy. Storytelling.

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Latest Issues

Limitation: The Breeding Ground of Creativity

Limitation Breeds Creativity

I was chatting with a friend recently about the phenomenon of bad CGI in modern films—namely Disney films.

It seems that despite the fact that CGI technology has advanced tremendously over the last two dec...

a year ago
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Anti-Solitude: The Imagination Killer

Fear is the mind-killer.

I have frequently recalled that line since I read it in Frank Herbert’s epic novel, Dune. In the story there exists an order of highly trained women called the Bene Gesserit. Among their arsenal of many impressive...

a year ago
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Reditus

I never meant to leave you all alone in the dark.

That wasn’t very nice of me.

My bad.

It’s been a minute hasn’t it? Well, if you are still here…thank you. I guess life happened. Can I use that excuse? It’s not original but it is part...

a year ago
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Storied Past: The Lawnmower Posse

It was our sixth anniversary. We were sitting on a blanket in the city park, a picnic basket filled with sandwiches, juice boxes, and potato chips between us. The view of the lake that time in the morning is magnificent. It was an unusual...

2 years ago
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Storied Past: Timber-men

We set out to do some work.

Among the thick curtain of white poplar and Canadian spruce that shaded the small lake lot, there were several imposters. Tall, barked, wannabes that no longer belonged to the group. During winter they hi...

2 years ago
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