Laocoon’s Substack
Laocoon| Platform |  | Pricing | Freemium | Publishes | Weekly |
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| Issues | 27 | Founded | 2 years ago | Last Issue | 35 hours ago |
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Everybody Knows, Except You
On Why Nobody Fucking Told You, Either
I’m going to paywall this because, on the off chance that my ex-husband is reading these posts, it’s better if I do. However, if you are a subscriber, follower, friend, or adjacent and you dm me, I’ll...
Twister Vespers
Rotating clouds passed over my house last week as I lay prone on the beige carpet in the basement, concealed from their smoky eye, sirens seeping through my skin like gasoline. A tornado did form, ripping off roofs, though not mine. I’m eno...
Envy
Envy disputes for excellency: what more excellent than Thou?
- Saint Augustine, The Confessions of St. Augustine. Floating Press, 2024: 28.
I’ve read Augustine’s Confessions several times now. The parts that really stick in my craw are...
Magicians
I did production work for a particular magician about twenty years ago. While not Siegfried-and-Roy-famous as such, he was a well-known performer, filling the house. Utterly charming without a single smear of grease. The kind of person that...
Why Ideologues Are Desperate to Rewrite Sociology 101 Classes at Universities
I’m trying something new format-wise. Less epic, shorter, not as gut-wrenching. My guts are sufficiently wrenched for now. Enjoy the history of politics instead.
Sociology and psychology are disciplines that, like history, have been lusted...
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