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bird puns

The book I’m writing needs a pagan birthday celebration that is really complex and can cascade across the whole of the novel, with some elements of it apparent by the first ten pages probably.

I mainly want this because as we reach the ext...

2 years ago
3

risky and unnecessary procedures

Reid came up with a pretty funny idea for the HR skinwalkers bit.

The skinwalkers mimicking us are basically supervisors, but the humor for it should probably come from the same angle as C3PO in Star Wars being a cyborg butler somehow alwa...

2 years ago
1

lynch dune

Reid finally watched Lynch’s Dune for the first time since we were kids.

He said it’s sort of like a synopsis of the Dune story.

Yeah.

It’s like cool scenes from Dune but none of the scenes are cool and it’s pretty much all of the scenes...

2 years ago
1

the kaivac

The Kaivac is basically the dumbest thing ever. It’s a dune buggy with a water cannon mounted on the back but it’s not really a water cannon.

It shoots a proprietary detergent we haven’t thought of a name for yet.

But the name needs to be...

2 years ago

herbert

Reid says he really likes how Herbert sells how hostile an environment Arrakis is.

I like how funny Herbert sounds by itself.

Herbert.

I think the hostile environment thing is kinda cool though I got pretty triggered by some desert scene...

2 years ago

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