
The Column Continues
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This seems aspic-deficient
It’s rare I say this, but I must: are we not looking at a distinct absence of aspic?
In which we do not debate "pop" vs. "soda."
Welcome to this week’s parade of outtakes. Most of our crop of culled quips come from the Grape soft-drink piece. They were all unnecessary. Example:
The Flower Shop
He couldn’t remember the last time he’d bought flowers. Maybe that was good: no one in the hospital. Maybe that was bad: no one who wanted to get flowers from him. But when he drove past the store he made a left, went aroun...
No one carried water bottles around when I was growing up. You were thirsty, you turned on a garden hose. If you were out and around, you looked for a fountain. If none of these were available, you waited. No one’s kidneys seized up and no...
Could've been worse.
This is bouncing around the internet now: William Shatner’s Rider, setting out his demands for an upcoming appearance.
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The writers behind this newsletter.
Paleo-era blogger, mid-century pop-culture enthusiast, hater of "quirky" last lines in online bios
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