Um, I'm FINE
Lynn BixenspanI’m a comic, writer, and therapist-in-training navigating a rare disease I discovered by accident. I write about the healthcare system, wellness culture, bodies, relationships, and the absurdity of being a person. Do u like me???
| Platform |  | Pricing | Freemium | Publishes | Twice weekly |
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| Issues | 56 | Founded | 2 years ago | Last Issue | 7 months ago |
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Where have I been?!
I’ve been Pretty Offline for a couple of months.1 And apparently it takes:
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Genuinely being so overwhelmed with Life and social that you actually don’t want to be on it
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People around you sick and dying
What If “I’m Off So...
Baby Update!
The update?!
I can’t have any more babies!
On Monday, I found out I’m officially in ovarian failure (rude!), which in my case means:
MENOPAUSE!!
Which means:
TIME TO HIT THIS RAW!
(ew.)
Obviously, I have a lot more complicated feeli...
I got hot stones put on my butt
Also, hi after a month
Hi! I stopped writing here for a bit because it turns out when you write for work and school you absolutely would rather tumble down a flight of stairs covered with Spinies than ever look at your laptop again. But! M...
You should apologize to me
I remember my first big apology.
Third grade. Mrs. Goldstein’s class. A new girl named Danielle had just moved to our school. She was awkward, and she wore one of those outfits that almost got it right—leggings with skirts were cool, but...
Oh hey I found out my kid can't smell
I’ve always been kind of obsessed with scent.
The other day, I walked into an old apartment building, and instantly my brain transported me to my grandma’s house. The exact scent of her pink and gray bathroom, complete with that fancy-lad...
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Writer/singer/comedian. No cavities. Once died on Celebrity Ghost Stories.
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