Mac’s Musings
Mac’s Musings, Break Free With Me (Mac)A collection of absurd, satirical, and occasionally dystopian thoughts—written whenever something worth musing about comes to mind.
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Who Will It Be?
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Read my lips.
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Hear my silence.
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Pineapple On The Doorstep
Pineapple on the Doorstep
I found a pineapple outside my door,
And did not know what it was for.
Was it a gift, and if so, from who?
Or was it a trap, and was it designed to bring me into view?
It’s been seven days without the taste of...
Dibbly the Dabbler
Dibbly was a dilettantish dabbler
of sleepy form and dreamlike stature.
The flighty wabbler waffled and flabbered
whenever his capricious nature was captured.
He’d commit to every trend and schtick,
then wander off and leave.
That was...
Black Tangos
black tangos
tossing red tomatoes
a rowdy bingo
overrun with pithy lingo
slimy sensations
witnessing untimely demonstrations
blithering pontification
steeped in paper-thin consternations
obtuse obscenity
causing recluse calamity...
Randy the Buffalo
Randy did not care for the big cities much
Not enough grass to graze
Too much hurry and too much fuss
Too much chaos witnessed in his gaze
Randy was a Buffalo after all
And his home was the open plain
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This is a place for absurdity, satire, and dystopian fantasies. Now why don’t you come muse with me?
Reflections on faith, courage, and becoming whole in a fragmented age. Speaking from lived experience. Aimed at clarity, connection, and seeking a life you don’t want to escape from.
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